HelloDatingSite

• 41-year-old man
• Chicago, Illinois, United States
• seeking women 28-45
• within 100 miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States

About my life and what I'm looking for

I have tried my best to load up this profile with pictures. This is actually the only picture I have of me by myself. I tried to provide another solo pic but when my neighbor looked in my window and saw me with a coat and tie on and no pants with my drunk friend snapping pics of me, we decided to shut down the shoot.


You may notice that I look a little younger in main pic. It's a couple years old. Which means it's 4 years old. Which means it's 6 years old. The rest of them are very current, though, I promise. I don't like to waste peoples time. Especially mine. I used to be a pretty cute guy, huh? Wow...now I'm just a sad old queen with 8 cats. Jk- I'm hetero, happy, no pets.

I'm looking for a relationship with a woman who can fit into different types social situations. I love trying new restaurants so hopefully you do, too. My last gf was petite but she could eat like a pig. I always liked that (not at all a requirement, btw). I tend not to go for women who consider themselves to be "just one of the guys". Thanks but we have enough guys. We don't need another one. Trust me it is much, much sexier to be a woman. I like girly girls. Be late all the time. Have too many clothes. Whatever. Just be a woman.

As pour moi, I walk around my neighborhood a
lot. About 5 miles a day, every day. I cook quite a bit. I love trying new restaurants and food. I'm a people watching enthusiast. Smart enough to know how not smart I am. Very confident. I listen to satellite radio constantly and I can therefore do wonders for your ipod. Wearing hats all the time is one of my sartorial proclivities as of late, but rest assured, I have a full head of hair if that is important to you. I like German engineering.


This concludes my profile. I would tell you more, but then you wouldn't buy my biography when it comes out, and where does that get me? Match. com doesn't pay for itself, honey. Go in peace. May you have the wisdom of Solomon and the hair of John Stamos.

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